Reporter Outs DC ‘Gay Mafia’ With Workplace Stories We’ve All Lived

Tremble, ye Middle Americans.  It is reported that homosexuals in the nation’s capital know each other in social capacities and may occasionally help each other out professionally. Certainly this is the kind of violent organized crime that deserves the sensationalizing paranoiac description “Gay Mafia,” Slate Magazine? We will watch the brave reporter twink you managed to wrangle to a webcam, this “Marc Ambinder” person (who we expect to wake up with a severed unicorn head in her bed any day now) to make sure. Via Slate’s Bloggingheads:

 

 

We like the old silver fox’s last words more than anything else: “It’s kind of like being a Mormon or something.” Yes, Carelessly Generalizing Liberal Blog Show Host Who Strives To Be The Smartest Guy In The Chatroom, “kind of” indeed!