Examiner Study: Every Gay Man Either Single or Cheating
Homophobe propaganda aggregator The Examiner.com just wants America to know that LGBT people are all superego-less nymphomaniacs incapable of the sexual continence required of meaningful relationship commitments. Rest assured, their interest is strictly anthropological, and not at all meant to stir up anti-marriage-equality electoral fury in the form of a middle American moral panic. If you read any sensationalism into the headline “SAME SEX MARRIAGE ALERT: SHOCKING STATISTICS ON GAY AND LESBIAN INFIDELITY,” it is because you are an arrogant homosexual demanding special rights. In that case it’s amazing you’ve even found the time for political entitlement, what with all the glorious, anonymous ass you’re supposed to be getting constantly:
Infidelity in one form or another, now affects close to 80% of all marriages or committed relationships today, regardless of sexual orientation… Gay and lesbian couples are not immune – in fact, they may be more susceptible to infidelity than heterosexual couples…
The book Sex in America: A Definitive Survey, by authors Michael, Gagnon, Laumann, and Kolata, cites a study of homosexual male couples conducted by gay researchers. The couples who participated had been together between 1 and 37 years. Findings were as follows:
- 100% (all) of the couples experienced infidelity in their relationship within the first 5 years.
- Couples who remained together past the 10-year mark were able to do so only by accepting the painful reality of infidelity in their relationship
- More than 85 percent of the couples reported that their greatest relationship problems center on issues related to outside relationships.
Outrage statisticians confirm that you can cry yourself to sleep over this tonight if you must, secure in the warm and confirming embrace of whoever you took home from the gym today.