Transvestite Cannibal Inspires Terrifyingly Busted Police Sketch, Nightmares
Dark comedy goldmine Luka Magnotta, the bitch-faced Canadian gay porn actor who just last week done cut a queen (like, into separate pieces, allegedly) is adding “cannibal queen” to his queer horror resume, just below “pornstar kitten-killer” and “meth-head vivesectionist”. Magnotta, a native of Montreal, is apparently just glamorously jet-setting these days like some sort of femme-top Carmen Sandiego, pausing only to occasionally hammer out creepy and incriminating things in Gmail and adjust his wig. Thanks for troubling our sleep, The Mirror UK:
He then boasted in an email: “Once you kill, and taste blood, it’s impossible to stop. The urge is just too strong.”
Canadian police believe Magnotta fled to the French capital – and may be disguising himself as a woman.
Paris police, could you please publish some hauntingly smudgy assymetrical face sketch that, despite its obvious middle-school art class technical failures, will certainly haunt our insomniac midnights for months to come? Yes, this will do: